Disappointment Edition

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 Messiah:  Gaga, why am I allergic to dogs?

Gaga:  I don't know, honestly, sweet boy, I guess you just are.

M:  I hate it.

G:  I hate it, too.  It makes you uncomfortable and-

M: ITCHY!  IT MAKES ME ITCHY!

G:  I know, that must be a drag.

M: Gaga, why is Mamaw allergic to cats?

G:  Ummmm...not sure.  Just like you're allergic to dogs, I guess.

M:  Gaga! Don't talk about that any more.  It makes me disappointed.  Can you get me a fish?


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