Travels With Gaga

The other day, on the way home. Messiah:  Gaga, do some yachts have pools? Gaga:  Yes, I think so.  I think big yachts do. Julian:  Gaga, what do you call those big boats that you can go on vacation for a whole entire week? Gaga:  You mean a cruise ship? Messiah:  I want to go on one of those.  Or a yacht with a pool.  With you.  And Mamaw, and Mommy, and Daddy, and Jaylon.  But not the baby girls.  They're too little.  Too much work. Julian:  MESSIAH!  Do you know how expensive  that would be?  That would be like ten K dollars!! Gaga:  Ten K dollars.  That's a lot of money. Messiah:  Gaga, how much money do you have?  Like a lot of money?  Or a little bit? Gaga:  I would say a medium amount of money. Messiah:  Maybe if you gave your money, and Mommy and Daddy gave their money, we could go. Julian:  GAGA!  I've got it!  You could get a LOT of money by being a YOUTUBER!! Gaga:  Me? On YouTube?  Doing what?  Singing and dancing?  Because I don't do those very well. Julian

Messiah, on the commute one rece nt morning: Julian, I saw your backpack from the back going down the hall yesterday, did you see me? Julian: When? No. Messiah: Julian, you were walking to the cafeteria Julian: I didn't see you. Gaga: Messiah, it's nice to see Julian at school sometimes, isn't it? When Aunt Eve and Aunt Jill and I went to the same school, we were always happy to see each other in the hallway. Messiah: Yes. I want to see Julian. Julian: Messiah, we DID see each other in the gym, remember? Messiah: Yes, and GAGA!!! Gaga: Yes, Messiah? Messiah: We WAVED at chudders. Julian: Messiah, I always wave when I see you. If I don't wave, it means I didn't see you. Messiah: I hope that never happens again.

 I've been keeping track of my favorite car conversations with my grandchildren since the oldest one, Julian, was in Kindergarten.  I have been his driver since he was little, and now I drive him and his younger brother, Messiah to and from school often.  Welcome to Travels With Gaga, which I hope will make you smile often, and say, "Awww" with some regularity.  Thanks for stopping by.